SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen says that his days of being a "Space Cadet" are over. He stated that he is thrilled with the success of his brand new comedy show Anger Management.
When asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors if his days of being a "LaLaLand Loverboy" were over he laughed and said that he wouldn't quite go that far, but he did add that he is way past the two-goddess phase of his life.
He commented that having two goddesses was a full-time job and giggled as he confessed that he has no idea how on Earth that old geezer Hugh Hefner does it.
Charlie pointed out that just keeping the pair of goddesses in cosmetics was a full-time job. He admitted that yes it was great to have a ménage-a-trois anytime of the day or night, but after a while it did get old; especially the part where they would tell him over and over that he was the greatest lover since Rudolph Valentino.
Sheen did mention to Miss Vermicelli that getting a new comedy show did help him to get his television ego back and he knows that he still has a tremendous fan base, no matter what Bill O'Reilly, Len Goodman, or Mitt Romney think.
Charlie was asked about the possibility that he could become one of the new American Idol judges.
He perked up and expressed that he really and truly wants the gig. When asked why, he replied, "Because the show is all about winners. And who the hell knows more about winners than me, Charlie 'The Winner' Sheen?"
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