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Tuesday, 6 June 2006

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A German newspaper has printed allegations that former model Heather Mills appeared in "countless" porno movies and magazines during the 1980's.

The former model was apparently snapped in DOZENS of depraved scenes with a male porn star for a series of SEEDY publications right up to 1990.

The Sun yesterday published other pictures showing her using whips, handcuffs and whipped cream on a male in questionable underpants.

Andreas Shultz from Orion publications in Germany confirmed that Mills had, "taken part in at least 30 hardcore pornographic shoots and films". Many of the pictures were published globally in sleazy men's magazines between 1987 and 1990.

Allegedly one photo from Randy Boy, a now defunct top shelf magazine, shows Mills SPANKING on a cat whilst SUCKING a small CARROTT in a dirty SEXDEN.

According to Porn expert Harry Dunn, Mills was a "right little MINX" and was often featured, quite literally, as the CENTRESPREAD.

According to Mills official website she is described as a "leading charity campaigner", but it's understood she could soon change her biography to include her shocking past.

Mills husband Paul McCartney, who is currently divorcing his spouse, apparently had no idea his wife once a shameless STREET TART.

McCartney and Mills announced they were separating last month after Paul discovered she had slept with the entire Dutch Football team in 1986, they have both been hiding from the press ever since.

McCartney, 73, and Mills, 48, announced their separation last month, blaming Mohammed Al Fayed for the collapse their marriage.

Friends of Heather have claimed she plans to focus on her glamour ‘modeling' career now her marriage has ended despite rumours she could earn anything between £20 million and £200 million from her divorce settlement.

One close pal said, "'There's bound to be a big demand for Heather as she's guaranteed to get her massive baps out for the right price.'

Moroccan Porn collector Jan Martins said he will spend the next week searching his extensive pile of used shandy magazines to find pictures of Heather Mills, "I'm sure I've got a couple of corkers of her doing something unspeakable to a very large hairy man from Norway"

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