HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that Bellanino Terrabini will soon be directing the Pipe Dreams Films production of The Titillating Trophy Wife.
The movie based on the novel by Concordette Corsendonk will star Megan Fox as the young, vivacious, sultry swimsuit model Queeny Hickorybush who meets the much older multi-millionaire heir to Uni-Technological Pharmaceuticals Inc. Berlinsky R. Mindenbaum, IV, in an Internet chat room.
Mindenbaum, portrayed by George Hamilton, invites her for some drinks at a local sportsman's lounge. At first Miss Hickorybush is reluctant to meet Mr. Mindenbaum for fear that he is just a fake claiming to be an extremely wealthy businessman.
Mindenbaum then counters by saying that he is hesitant to meet with her because she may have just used the Internet photo of some stunningly gorgeous model in order to meet him knowing that he is filthy rich.
Both are surprised at how the other feels and make plans to meet instead at The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner in West Hollywood.
They do and right away Mindenbaum is amazed at her astounding, erotic beauty and Hickorybush is amazed at his astonishing, unbelievable wealth.
The two end up getting married down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico at the Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest and Steven "Lips" Tyler.
The movie will be shot on location in Redondo Beach, California; Cabo San Lucas, Mexico; and Montpelier, Vermont.
SIDENOTE: Without giving away too much of the movie, Mr. and Mrs. Mindenbaum end up buying a nice, little South Pacific Island where they open up a coconut factory. They are soon charged by the local Department of Health with using an illegal substance to enhance the taste of the processed coconut milk.