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Thursday, 12 July 2012

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Kim bought this cat for Kanye which he named "Microphone." (Photo by Rob Kardashian).

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian says that she has always known that she was destined for celebrityhood.

She recently revealed in an interview with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo that ever since ending her 72-day marriage to Kris "Double Dribble" Humphries she cannot see herself being tied down to one man.

Kim was quick to point out that, that includes her current bro beau Kanye West. She said that at first she had fun with K.W. but that soon she saw little signs of his jealous side.

When asked to explain she divulged that one day last week while the two were having dinner at an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant in Beverly Hills, that Kanye became upset when the waiter asked Kim if she would like more Diet Sprite and chitlins.

The young man, who appeared to be 17, apparently smiled a little bit more than he should have according to the broutha that is widely known as West "The Pest."

Kim also brought out the fact that there are still thousands of Taylor Swift fans who despise West for the way he took Taylor's microphone away at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards Show.

Kardashian expressed that these Swift fans are now starting to turn their animosity for Kanye towards her and she has even received several voodoo dolls in her likeness.

She added that just last week she received a dozen tweets from Taylor fans saying that they hope that her gigantic butt becomes normal sized so that her trademark novelty body feature will cause her career to sizzle and burn.

SIDENOTE: Kim has reportedly confided to her two sisters Kourtney and Khloe, plus her hair stylist FuFi Fondue, that she is considering ending her relationship with Kanye pretty darn soon before he turns into an older version of Rihanna's old boyfriend Chris "The Spoiled Brat" Brown.

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