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Monday, 9 July 2012

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Brad feels that he wants to remain single. (Photo by Mitt Romney).

NEW YORK CITY - Even Las Vegas oddsmakers are leery of making odds on if and when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will officially tie the knot.

Brad recently expressed that he is having second thoughts about the whole wedding situation.

When prompted by Bedroom Pillow Talk as to why he is having those emotions he simply shrugged his shoulders and remarked that he just has a premonition that once he says "I do" he will be "doing" lots of things that he may not necessarily want to be "doing."

BPT's Gazebo Serengeti asked him such as what and Pitt grinned, popped an orange Tic Tac in his mouth, and said that he knows that Jolie can be a very sneaky individual.

He added that he has recently caught her in several lies. He then added that her recent gift to him of a $1.6 million Cloud 9 Norwegian Helicopter simply showed him that she was trying to hide something.

When asked what that something was, Brad replied that he had found out from an unnamed, inside source that she had been secretly texting her ex-husband Billy Bob "The Loser" Thornton.

Brad says that he cannot stand Thornton because he reminds him of a Nazi storm trooper plus he slurs his words after he's had two beers, and he cusses in front of kids, old ladies, and gays.

SIDENOTE: Angelina does not know it yet, but Brad will probably be informing her that he is going to postpone the wedding at least until after Labor Day. Brad can definitely expect some post 4th of July fireworks when he tells her.

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