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Wednesday, 4 July 2012

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The vampire troll sisters, Cashewla and Pistachia Wiggleworth are both addicted to pizza. (Photo by Rosie O'Donnell).

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon films in association with Durango Grundyweather have just released a media notification memo that filming will soon begin on the vampire troll drama The Vampire Trolls of Transylvania.

Grundyweather who will be producing as well as directing the film which was taken from the book of the same name by Calypso Biggletoast, said that Nadya Suleman alias "OctoMom" and Rosie O'Donnell alias "Da Rosie" have been signed to appear in the film.

Suleman, who just recently completed filming on her one-woman porn movie I'm The Girl of My Dreams will star as Cashewla Wiggleworth and O'Donnell will be portraying her older sister Pistachia Wiggleworth.

The Wiggleworth sisters have both been spurned by lovers and as a result are extremely resentful of men and turn into vampires trolls traveling to Transylvania to reek havoc on the male population.

One of the citizens of Transylvania turns out to be the noted vampire hunter Sir Fleming Ditzfauster, who is played by Ben Stiller.

Sir Fleming's business card reads: Sir Fleming Ditzfauster - The Best Vampire Hunter east of the Appalachian Mountains.

Cashewla and Pistachia begin playing their little, evil, demonic, hate-filled games which they learned from their spinster aunt Fatima "The Fat Moose" Ditchmeister, who resides in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

With out giving away too much of the movie's plot, the two sisters end up being placed in shackles and sold to one of the world's most famous African cannibals Tum Tum Boombaba who resides in the Lower Zamgolan village of Hippo Hollow.

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