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Tuesday, 3 July 2012

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The ITV Network, after nearly two weeks of speculation, it to be renamed the Chas Network.

All channels, including Channel Television, STV, and UTV will be put under the 'Chas TV' Banner.

The Chas Channel will remain unaffected.

The news comes after on Saturday the 23rd of June, it was announced that Emmerdale would be renamed after the popular Character Chas, making it Chas-Dale, that the fictional character has been taking over the whole Network. However, some people are worried about the children's department, but, due to high ratings after Chas started managing the majority of the programming, ITV will resume in-house programmes for children.

Here are the Channel Changes: ITV1 - Chas TV 1, ITV2 - Chas TV 2, ITV3 - Chas TV 3, ITV4 - Chas TV 4, CITV Channel - CCTV (Chas's Children's Television).

STV - CSTV (Chas's Scotland Television), UTV - CNITV (Chas's Northern Ireland TV), Channel Television - CITVFTCI (Chas's ITV For the Channel Islands). It is thought that these changes came after The Chas Factor Final peaked at 57.0 million viewers. The changes will start appearing from 7pm tonight.

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