Written by El Presidente
Print this

Monday, 2 July 2012

image for British Actress May Get the Role as the Next Mrs. Tom Cruise

A former British soap star is being shortlisted to play the role of Tom Cruise's wife after the actress who formerly had the role sensationally quit Thursday.

Natalie Cassidy, 29, is best known for her role as "Sonia" on the long running BBC Soap drama Eastenders.

Negotiations are said to be taking place at a KFC restaurant in Islington, North London.

Cruise is desperate to find a replacement actress and has been watching old episodes of the soap opera, featuring Natalie and was said to be impressed by her versatility and acting skills. A major requirement to play Cruise's wife is to be able to act with feeling, sincerity and to display the emotions of love and loyalty readily.

Cassidy was rightly lauded while portraying "Sonia" for her range of skills - her character often the subject of tragic storylines.

Cassidy, it is reported, spoke on the phone with Cruise's Scientology cronies over the weekend who confirmed that Cassidy will readily accept, if she gets the role, her responsibility as the religion's first lady, as she had "no idea" what they were talking about but she loved "Dr Who and all that rubbish" and "a gig is a gig and much better than sitting around a Big Brother House waiting for Eastenders to call me back."

Make El Presidente's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.

Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 4?

5 20 13 17
48 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more