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Monday, 2 July 2012

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A photo of Kalamazoo, Michigan which is where the Lautner-Montag movie will be filmed. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Cloud Cinema Pictures in association with Hollywood Sign Films has just announced That Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag will be starring in a film by noted Italian director Bandini Borapelli.

Lautner and Montag spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Magazine at a Flat As A Pancake Pancake House in El Segundo.

Vox asked the couple if they had ever worked together. Lautner said no but Montag reminded him that they had once starred in a commercial for Jose Cuervo Tequila.

Lautner told her that he was thrilled to get to work with his favorite director Bandini Borapelli. Montag smiled and remarked, "Me to."

Heidi noted that the film is being shot on location in Kalamazoo, Michigan, which bears a striking resemblance to Barcelona, Spain where the movie is set.

Miss Vox said that there were a few little matters that she wanted to clear up. First she asked about the rumor that the reason why Katie Holmes had filed for divorce from Tom Cruise was due to the fact that Katie had found some text messages that he had allegedly sent to Montag.

Heidi blushed and said that she had heard that rumor and that it was false. "Next." She remarked.

Vox then asked about the reports that her and Tom had been photographed below the Santa Monica Pier and that both were engaged in a bit of below-the-pier intimate merriment.

Montag shook her head and stated that she has not been to the Santa Monica Pier since she was dating Jordan Eubanks back in 2006.

Miss Vox then asked Taylor about the rumor that he and the new X-Factor judge Demi Lovato had been seen in an erotic embrace at The Encino Reservoir.

Taylor grinned and said that he cannot lie and that it was true. He then added that although he finds Lovato very sexy and vice-versa the two enjoy being with each other because of their mutual love for Scrabble, which they play on the Internet at least twice a day.

Lautner sensed a look of disappointment on Pomona Vox's face. He smiled and told her that if she wanted to that she could write that he has a tremendous crush on Scarlett Johansson.

Montag giggled and replied, "And so do I."

Vox winked and thanked the two for their time.

In A Sports News Flash. The Green Bay Packers organization has decided not to change the team colors from green and gold to orange and red after all.

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