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Monday, 2 July 2012

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Ke$ha says that she goes through three 24-oz. bottles of glitter per week.

HOLLYWOOD - The singer known as much for her glittered face as for her singing, Ke$ha recently showed Tinsel Town and beyond why she says that she is the most unique performer since Lady Gaga.

The rap music artist, whose real name is Kesha Rose Sebert, was born and raised in Los Angeles so purple hair, cheek piercings, and tattoos are nothing out of the ordinary.

The white rapper's biggest hit is "We R Who We R" which she then followed up with "We B Who We Say We B We R."

The Left Coast native with the dollar sign in her name recently spoke with Taffeta Kixx at the iRumors News Agency offices in Hollywood.

Ke$ha informed Miss Kixx that she was letting her know before anyone else that she had just gotten a brand new tattoo.

When asked where on her body it was located, Ke$ha giggled and said that it is located in one of the most unusual places where a girl could get a tattoo.

Kixx told her that lots of females get tattoos on their hooha's. The singer known as "Glitter Girl" laughed and told her that the tattoo was not a "Crotchy."

She then pooched out her lower lip and with her fingers flipped it out revealing the words "Suck It!"

Miss Kixx was totally surprised. Ke$ha asked her if she had ever seen anyone get a tattoo on the lip before. Kixx shook her head and told her that she had to admit that she never had.

She asked Ke$ha if it hurt. Ke$ha raised her eyebrows and replied "Well girlfriend, let me put it like this. It felt like I had just given birth to a 10 pound baby through one of my ears.

SIDENOTE: Ke$ha will be performing a benefit concert on July 7, at Green River, Wyoming's Cowboy Britches Auditorium to benefit The Wayward Baby Bison Benevolent Bureau.

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