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Friday, 29 June 2012

In an incident strikingly similar to the reported story of a Nashville fan who was thrown out of a Kenny Chesney concert for looking too much like the country star, a Madonna fan has been thrown out of a concert for looking too much like her.

Frederick Hasselhorf was escorted out of a Madonna's concert, part of her "Bus Pass Tour" last Wednesday after some fans requested to take pictures with him because they thought he was the pop star, come to mingle with the crowd

Hasslehorf claims he was told by the Queen of Pop's security team he had to leave, because Madonna did not wish to confuse her fans.

Hasslehorf who is 95, sports a moustache and suffers from a variety of age related illnesses was wheeled out of the venue by his daughter Mabel.

He told reporters "I am often mistaken for Madonna, the resemblance is uncanny, I have been to everyone of her "Bus Pass Tour" concerts and this always happens! Oh well then!"

Madonna's Bus Tour which sees the star only appearing at Nursing and Retirement Homes is designed to reconnect the star with fans her own age.

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