HOLLYWOOD - Charleen Belle Pinnzucker the director of The Zombie Chronicles has just announced the two guest stars who will be appearing on the first episode of the new Epitome Network show.
Pinnzucker said that she is thrilled that George Clooney and his girlfriend the amazingly luscious-legged Stacy Keibler have agreed to appear on the shows premier.
The Zombie Chronicles is set in the Massachusetts seacoast town of Garlic Grove. It stars Zac Efron as town gynecologist Sebastian Leatherwood and Vanessa Hudgens as the enticingly seductive Lola Wineweather, hostess at The Silly Sardine Seafood Diner.
George Clooney will guest star as the dashingly handsome Grandello Firewood and Stacy Keibler will star as his gorgeously provocative common law wife Serafina Fizzafisto.
Manhattan residents Firewood and Fizzafisto come to Garlic Grove to search for Serafina's long lost uncle, Burgess "Magic Hands" Fizzafisto, who was a lighthouse keeper in Maine.
Uncle Burgess came to Garlic Grove to look up his old high school sweetheart the abundantly bosomed Magnolia Van Dragoon who had run off with Phex Bittercrown his first cousin twice removed once forcibly.
Fizzafisto knows that Uncle Burgess moved to Garlic Grove but she does not know the new name that he has assumed. She does know that he has hazel-colored eyes and very large hands that are taylor made for warding off crazed lunatic zombies and deliriously deranged vampires.
Without giving too much of the plot away, Serafina Fizzafisto locates her uncle who is working as a custodian at The Terra Cotta Tuna Hotel.
The hotel is run by Willow Zephyr played by the strikingly attractive Michelle Pfeiffer, girlfriend of Garlic Grove's Mayor Ichabod McMoon played by the beautiful Gary Busey.
SPOILER ALERT: Uncle Burgess agrees to return to Manhattan with his niece Serafina Fizzafisto and her common law husband Grandello Firewood after they locate Magnolia Van Dragoon on Facebook and learn that she is working as a cashier at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in downtown Manhattan.