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Friday, 29 June 2012

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Ann Curry wearing face jewelry. (Photo by Al Roker).

NEW YORK CITY - Veteran Today Show host Ann Curry was let go from her job as one of the anchors on the NBC morning show.

According to iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon, the big powers that be had to find an excuse as to why Good Morning America kicked the Today Show's butt and it appears that Ms. Curry has been picked to be the scapegoat.

Little Matt Lauer is in the clear since he recently signed a $25 million contract and has always been one to go with the flow even when the flow was molten lava spewing forth from an erupting volcano.

Sweet little pixie Natalie Morales isn't going anywhere because of the fact that the Mattster has already spoken to the penthouse floor executives and told them that if she goes then he goes to.

So that put the spotlight on Curry who beginning on Monday will go to the unemployment office and apply for unemployment benefits.

Curry was gracious as she thanked her many fans and let them know that the decision was not hers. She started to say that she was just being thrown under the bus, but caught herself and simply said, "It's that bus thing, you all know what I'm talking about."

An inside source revealed to Miss Rangoon that during her parting segment as Lauer reached over to hug her Ann whispered in his face that he was a little weasel and that his little playhouse with you-know-who is going to be hitting the fan pretty soon.

Matt Lauer was later asked by Miss Rangoon to make a comment and he refused saying that he did not want to upset his bosses. Rangoon asked him if he came out of a carton of Jello or what.

Lauer said that he did not appreciate her sarcastic arrogance and he immediately called Timmy, The Today Show security guard.

SIDENOTE: Ann Curry did reveal to Miss Rangoon that she will most probably be writing a book tentatively titled, How I Finally Succumbed To All of The Today Show's Behind-The-Scenes Bad-Mouthing, Venomous Rumor-Mongering, and Cowardly Back-Stabbing - The Ann Curry Story.

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