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Thursday, 28 June 2012

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Kate shown wearing the infamous red string bikini's but with jeans instead of a skirt. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

LA BREA - Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin were having dinner at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner when Russell went into his laptop and saw a photo of Kate on the Internet.

The picture clearly showed her getting out of her car in a short plaid skirt and giving the assembled news media quite a peep show.

Unbeknownst to Kate, the dozen or so photographers snapped pictures showing her bright red string bikini panties.

"Hey luv, what's dis?" Russell asked.

Kate leaned over and saw the photo. She was shocked to put it mildly.

She shrugged her shoulders and remarked that she had no idea how that happened. She said that she was trying to exit the car as ladylike as she possibly could.

She was so embarrassed. She paused and then told Russell that it was really no big deal.

"No big deal? No big deal ya sez? What da 'ell duzz ya mean dat it's no big deal. It tis a big deal woman! It really and truly bloody tis a blithering big deal, it tis."

Kate started crying. She told him that in the future she promised that she would be a whole lot more careful.

"Bloody right ja well." Brand remarked.

He then told her that from now on she may just have to wear a pair of jeans whenever she ventures about.

Kate who has fallen head-over-heels in love with Russell told him that if he wants her to that she would be willing to wear an Eskimo parka.

"Fantabulous!" Russell remarked, "Tis a jolly bloomin good idea it tis. Now lets get ourselves ta Walmart ta see if we can find ja a nice pretty Eskimo parka."

SIDENOTE: Kate recently told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she hopes that one day, her and Russell can become man and wife. She winked and added that he definitely has a frightful stare that can scare her eight kids into behaving like good little children.

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