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Saturday, 30 June 2012

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Lindsay Lohan's mom Dina shown at the Selena Gomez concert in Los Angeles. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum.

As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney Spears car exiting photos that were sent out to all of the world's countries except for the African country of Loombeezi.

And instantly every photographer noticed a certain name that was tattooed up towards "LiLo's" private region.

Immediately the photos hit the World Wide Web and like Britney's photos were seen in every country including Loombeezi.

And the name that everyone saw was the name Samantha Ronson, Lohan's on-again, off-again girlfriend.

In fact, at one time, the two were reported to be engaged. Apparently Lindsay called the wedding off because Ronson had become way too possessive and did not like Lindsay talking to males.

After the concert Lohan was asked about the brand new tattoo and she remarked that it really wasn't that new adding that she had just made it a point to be very careful and act ladylike whenever she was around reporters.

One reporter with The El Lay Informer asked Lindsay's mom what she thought about her daughter's very intimate tattoo.

Dina Lohan smiled and said that she likes the tattoo but she doesn't like the name.

When asked to explain she replied that she does not care for Samantha Ronson and she wishes that Lindsay had instead gotten a tattoo with a boys name; any male actually.

One reporter yelled out, "Even Andy Dick?"

"Ah...well I'm not really sure that Andy Dick is a male. I mean he looks a little bit like a skinny little Bristol Palin with dishwater blonde hair."

Lindsay and her mom got into the limo and drove off.

In A Non-Related Story. Michelle Obama has stated that the rumor that Kim Kardashian's ex-husband Kris Humphries has asked her mother out are not true. The "First Mama" stressed that her mama is not into being a "Cougar" and definitely not into doing the May-December thing.

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