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Wednesday, 27 June 2012

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A photo of The Gary Busey International Speedway located in Tarzana. (Photo by Vice-President Joe Biden).

TARZANA, California - Lady Gaga was backstage relaxing after having performed to a sold-out crowd at The Gary Busey International Speedway.

The New York City songstress was extremely overjoyed as she had received a total of four encores.

She told Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that she loves performing at the speedway's infield because of the excitement of being on stage and singing while the stock cars are racing around her.

Gaga told Miss Garfunkel that she can not understand why artists such as Madonna, Beyonce, Celine Dion, and Ke$ha make such a fuss about the noise from the race cars.

She says that she loves it and it gives her an added adrenalin rush plus she gets to congratulate the day's winner and present him with a wonderful trophy and a French kiss.

Miss Garfunkel asked her if she could comment on the scandalous rumors that are currently circulating throughout the Left Coast.

Gaga asked if she could be a little bit more specific.

She was told she was referring to the rumors about her and Heidi Montag recently being seen in the parking lot of a Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant in Redondo Beach with both of them appearing to be playing you touch my tata's and I'll touch your tata's.

Lady Gaga grinned and at first denied it. But after Garfunkel showed her the U-Tube video she had no choice but to admit it.

She said that it was hard to tell from the video but that what had actually happened was that Montag had spilled her onion rings on her blouse and she (LG) was merely taking them off before they left a stain.

She then pointed out that during the process some of her onion rings somehow fell out of their container and ended up on her blouse and Heidi proceeded to take them off and put them back in their container.

When Miss Garfunkel asked about the lip-to-lip kissing, she was told that it was just their way of saying thank you to the other for being so kind, considerate, and thoughtful.

Lady Gaga said that she was sorry but that she had to go get ready to present the night's race winner with the championship trophy and a French kiss.

As she got up to leave she gave Fuchsia a hug and surprised her with a very passionate French kiss.

In Other Celebrity News. Jennifer Lopez was offered $10 million to lend her name to a new product called J.Lo Jello, but she turned it down saying that she was afraid that people would make nasty remarks about her stomach.

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