NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt and Angelina visited the Big Apple with their brood of half dozen kids.
The couple had been wanting to have them visit the Statue of Liberty, Central Park, Madison Square Garden, and the apartment building where Madonna lived before she became famous.
During their visit Brad revealed to Angie that he had recently received a text message from his former wife.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Brad's former wife being Jennifer Aniston whom Angelina Jolie stole from Brad back in 2005.]
Angie turned red. Brad got a look of concern on his face and told her that she looked just like a Brooklyn fire truck.
Jolie tried to speak but all she could say was "Arrrghhhhh ahhhhhh youuuu bas-" before she passed out.
Brad quickly brought her too with a few light taps to her left ear.
Angie still couldn't speak so Brad grabbed her in a headlock, squeezed her nostrils shut, counted to 8, and released her.
Jolie came too, "You damn, crazy, son-of-a-bumblebee! what in the friggin hell do you think you're doing huh?" Jolie yelled as Brad released her.
Brad grinned and asked if that was the thanks he gets for saving her life.
Angelina shook her head and told him that not only would she never agree to a double wedding with that Jennifer woman, but that if he ever mentions her name again she will deal with him the next time he falls asleep.
Brad grinned and told her that a simple "No" would have sufficed.
He then told her that he was going to take the kids to see the hot dog stand where Regis Philbin told Kelly Ripa that he was quitting their show Live With Regis and Kelly because he simply got tired of working with a munchkin.
SIDENOTE: When Jennifer Aniston was told about Angelina Jolie imploding she laughed and said that hopefully one day Jolie will start acting older than her kids who range in age from 3 to 10.