Written by Abel Rodriguez
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Saturday, 23 June 2012

image for George Clooney Shocker: He Finds A Baby Name Book In Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Purse
Stacy Keibler's legs are two of the most gorgeous legs in all of "Tinsel Town." (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

LOS ANGELES - George Clooney, 51, and Stacy Keibler, 32, have now been an item for ten months.

Clooney recently met with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner in Marina Del Rey.

Clooney confided in de Gallo that a few days ago he had accidentally gotten into Stacy's purse and found a baby name book. He said that he was shocked to say the least.

De Gallo shook his head and asked him what kind of birth control method they use.

Clooney blushed and said that they usually just use the Rhythm Method. De Gallo hollered out "Ay, caramba! that's not good Jorge."

George asked him what "Ay caramba" meant.

De Gallo told him that it meant 'Oh my goodness!"

The 3T reporter took a drink of his Dos Equis Beer and asked Clooney just how the heck he had accidentally gotten into Stacy's purse.

George took a gulp of his Dos Equis and said that it was simple. He had picked her purse up off the kitchen counter to move it to their bedroom and as he got to the bed he tripped on one of her swimsuits and the purse flew out of his hand, landing on the bed, and in the process spilling the entire contents on the expensive imported Scandinavian bedspread.

De Gallo smiled as he leaned over and gave George a fist bump.

"Jorge" he said, "You are one sly diablo (devil) my friend."

Pico de Gallo's best-selling book The Airbrushed Secrets of LaLaLand's Sexy, Sultry Starlets has just been named The Book of The Year by The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 2?

3 10 5 23

Go to top