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Saturday, 23 June 2012

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Frenchie bought this 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air in East Los Angeles. (Photo by Jay Leno).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Frenchie Davis appeared in season two of American Idol and was the very first contestant to be disqualified from the musical reality show.

Coquette Eucalyptus with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette was one of the first reporters to break the story of Davis coming out of the closet and admitting that she is indeed a lesbianite.

A spokesperson for American Idol commented that he would not be commenting on the situation since they are afraid that Miss Davis could hire Gloria and/or Ginger Allred and sue them on grounds of Statutory Aggrandising Ex Post A Cappella.

Miss Eucalyptus was able to find out from Larry King why it was that Davis was disqualified from Simon Cowell's American Idol.

Larry who has interviewed virtually every celebrity in the world except for Andy Dick stated that the reason why Frenchie Davis was dropped from the show was because she told American Idol Judge Paula Abdul that she owned and drove a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air.

And as everyone knows Ford has been one of the two main American Idol sponsors since the very first season.

King did add that Miss Davis was given the opportunity to sell her Chevrolet and take the money and purchase a Ford but she refused saying that the fire engine red Chevy had lots of fond memories.

She told Miss Eucalyptus that she decided to finally come out of the closet because her girlfriend, identified as YoVonzella Frackenvault, 28, told her that she was tired of both of them having to hide in a cold, damp, dark closet.

In Reality Show News. Bristol Palin is devastated that her new reality show did so horrible in the ratings with only 4,726 viewers tuning in. She remarked that she and her mom Sarah "Snowflake" Palin are blaming it all on President Obama.

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