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Thursday, 21 June 2012

Speaking of happy couples, Tom Brady and his best bud Wes Welker may be in Aspen this week ahead of the nuptials-as Welker plans to marry the former Miss Hooters International 2005.

Before the hooting begins, Welker and unnamed associates were told to calm down by security at one of the local bistros in Aspen when they became unruly. No names were mentioned, but Tom is unlikely to be sharing some special moments with his friend before the hitching becomes permanent.

How much would Welker be helped in his contract negotiations to be arrested on his wedding eve?

One might speculate that Bridezilla stepped aside this week to be replaced by Groomzilla.

Of course, blowing off steam in the week before his ball and chain is attached to his ankle with a bracelet could be a response to his frustration with being given a franchise tag as part of his trousseau by HC Bill Belichick.

How many teammates joined Wes in his weeklong bachelor party? We presume that Tom had to be present, though after the news reports he may have had a hard time explaining his difficulties to supermodel and superwife Giselle Bundchen.

Tom and Wes began their party circuit about a month ago by showing up at the Kentucky Derby looking like a couple of refugees from a Beavis and Butthead cartoon episode.

Apparently Wes planned his bachelor party week based on an early draft of Hangover II. We'll know more if Wes shows up at the wedding with a Mike Tyson tattoo on his cheek and a monkey on his back.

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