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Thursday, 21 June 2012

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Even Barbie has been Hired to act.

Remember back in the day when you hid your "stag" films from your mom and dad? How about going to those bachelor parties and watching curvaceous babes popping out of cakes or stripping for the groom-to-be? Those were the good old days but guess what? Happy days are here again!!

In these times of economic hardships and hard to find jobs, no matter your education, the Blue Film Industry is hiring men and women left and right to star in their films or become the latest overnight internet sensation. It doesn't matter how you look because they have a niche for you to participate in and the weirder the better. Straight sex is still the best seller but the kinkier sex or sex acts bring in the most money.

According to porn Film legend Ron Jeremy, "People have broadened their sexual appetites thanks to the internet. No longer are they satisfied with just missionary or doggy style position. No, nowadays they want something more exotic and interesting. Even anal sex isn't enough for your normal person today and finding women to participate in that is really difficult. We used to search for days, even weeks, before we would find a beautiful girl to do anal and we had to pay for her services literally out the ass."

Another industry legend Katie Morgan, hostess of HBO's Porn 101 and star of Zack and Miri Make A Porn, states, "This industry has really come along since I got into it. I remember that to even be considered for a job in this industry you had to be beautiful, sexy and a body that would knock the socks off your leading man. However, since the internet, people have gotten used to seeing little Miss Average or Miss Piggy doing their thing." She smiled and added, " Now don't get me wrong, I think it takes courage and a lot of chutzpah for an average or obese woman to get in front of a camera and do her thing. Although some of those things kind of gross me out. I mean I wouldn't want to pleasure myself with a dildo the size of a whale or have 20-30 guys laying their love juices all over my face. Eww, that's too sick even for me. Nope just give me one or two guys or a couple of girls and I'm just fine thank you."

The porn industry has become a multi-billion dollar industry over the last twenty years and revenues for the upcoming year are expected to out do the previous years. Touting fetishes like Transgendered Sexual escapades, Crossdressing, Bukkake, Water Sports, and a myriad of other fetishes to gross to list. The industry is searching for talented people to help them make their products and they would even more ecstatic if a big name Hollywood star like Johnny Depp, Mila Kunis, Sandra Bullock or even Nancy Pelosi would sign on.

Porn Legends Ron Jeremy, Katie Morgan, Kelly Lebleue (Kim Wilde) and others are creating a studio where they can bring the next group of stars and train them in the basics of the industry. Classes will include training in coitus, anal, fellatio, cunnilingus, stroke methods and facials. Once a candidate has passed all classes and the group thinks their student is ready to go, they will create a small test video and place it on porn sites throughout the web to see if their student sparks any interest with their abilities.

Women are usually the leading stars of the porn industry because they are the most sensual, but men have it just a little harder time making it in the porn industry. Ron Jeremy states, "In my time, we were all about being natural and hung. Now men have to have the body of Adonis and be hung like Mr. Ed. Men getting jobs in this industry is difficult especially if the leading lady doesn't want to be with you. Shoot, even the gay porn film industry requires a male actor to have a gorgeous body with no facial / body hair, onscreen charisma and tapping the floor with their tools."

So if you are searching for a job and you are not shy about your body and love to be an exhibitionist give porn a try. It is the only job when you get off you really get off. For more information on becoming a porn star go to www.Iliketoshowmysex.xxx and get everything you need to know about becoming the next Ron Jeremy or Katie Morgan.

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