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Sunday, 17 June 2012

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The "Call My Name" singer

Geordie Warbler Cheryl Cole turned up unannounced at G.A.Y. nightclub last night to promote her new musical offering, third album 'A Million Shites'.

After threatening to kick door and toilet staff (allegedly - ed) with her silver ankle boots, the former X factor judge was allowed on stage to mime to (careful - Ed), sorry sing her new single, All My Shame (shurely Call My Name - Ed).

Our spies at the club were unable to confirm if former husband Ashley or uncle Simon Cowbell was at the club to support her, although sources close to the Coles suggest he would have been kept up to date by texts (vibrating) of his ex-wifes adventure.

The former Girls Aloud singer has been sworn off men since her parting from the Chelsea footballer and has only been seen in the company of Derek the Dancer, aka Derek Hough from Dancing With The Stars, who carried Coles handbag while she was on stage.

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