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Thursday, 21 June 2012

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A photo of Garlic Grove, Massachusetts showing The Silly Sardine Seafood Diner (R).

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for The Epitome Network has just announced that The Zombie Chronicles will be premiering in two weeks.

The cable series is being directed by noted motion picture director Charleen Belle Pinnzucker who has worked with Demi Moore, Demi Lovato, Johnny Depp, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Boo Boo Stewart, and Woody The Wonder Woodchuck.

According to Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld the new cable show is being touted as kind of like The Vampire Dairies but with much more macabre cast spelling, hypnotizing potions, obligatory hoodoo magic, sinister sexual overtures, and quintessential ghoul and goblin groping.

She stressed that the show will have a lot of adult witchcraft, bumps in the night, and haunted houses that are geared more for adults in the 20 to 40 age range.

The series is set in the fictitious Massachusetts sea coast town of Garlic Grove.

The city is noted as being the place that, on Wednesday, September 16, 1942, captured the German U-Boat 1313 during World War II, When the U-Boat accidentally entered the Garlic Grove Harbor.

The EN cable show stars Zac Efron as Sebastian Leatherwood, a local gynecologist and Vanessa Hudgens as his girlfriend Lola Wineweather who works as a hostess at The Silly Sardine Seafood Diner.

The show will also feature Gary Busey as Garlic Grove's nefariously diabolical Mayor Ichabod McMoon who is getting some high dollar kickbacks from the Lobster Catchers Union #7391.

Mayor McMoon is illegally allowing the lobster catchers to sell to some of the local seafood merchants lobsters that got their pinchers caught in the lobster netting and ended up with second degree bruises.

Michelle Pfeiffer will appear as Mayor McMoon's love interest Willow Zephyr, the sensuously attractive, raging hormoned owner of The Terra Cotta Tuna Hotel.

Miss Pinnzucker stated that each week special guest stars will be featured in the roles of Garlic Grove zombies.

Sangria Wine was told that The Zombie Chronicles will be the very first show on television that will be filmed in Smell-O-Vision and the newly developed Night Fright Light.

MOVIES DIRECTED BY CHARLEEN BELLE PINNZUCKER

  • Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan
  • Snow White & The Hungry Vampire Hunters From Hungary
  • May-December Hickies
  • Bite Me Bitch: A Vampire Love Story

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