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Thursday, 14 June 2012

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Overweight Crooked Cop Role? Who You Gonna Call......Ray Liotta!

John Travolta has finally announced what the whole world knew anyway but no one wanted to believe, that Vincent Vega, Danny Zuko and other lesser well known characters, played by Travolta, naturally, were all…wearing a wig!

Travolta today issued a statement that after months of rumor, innuendo and tittle tattle that he does indeed wear a toupee.

"Well, now that is all cleared up" said the dimple cheeked super star "we can all go back to just getting on with our lives. Shows over, move along, nothing to see here…apart from my synthetic hair!" gushed the actor as he gently shooed gathered press away from his front door.

"Come along now" he beamed "You got what you wanted, I have come clean, come on then, off you go, that's right, nothing to see here, nothing going on apart from this ridiculous thing on top of my head" he continued, pointing to the top of his head and rolling his eyes skywards.

"Okay, that's that then, what next?" he grinned as the press, satisfied it would seem with Travolta's news, drove off, into the sunset, headed back to Hollywood to investigate rumors that Ray Liotta could possibly be wearing a man bra and girdle.

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