Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Thursday, 14 June 2012

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John Travolta's very first airplane which he bought in North Korea for $800.

LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately John Travolta's name has been in the news more than President Barack Obama and GOP front runner Mitt Romney combined.

But of course none of the stories about the president or Romney have included masseuses, claims of sexual misconduct by pilots, or publicity agents, or landscapers.

After hearing the dozens and dozens of stories about the man who starred in Saturday Night Fever and Urban Cowboy, one has to wonder when in the world Johnny boy had time to sleep or eat; ah let's make that make a movie or film a commercial.

John has of course denied the 85, or so allegations and has written all of them off as coming from individuals who are either jealous, bitter, or just plain confused.

He did mention in an article to Redwood Fingerboo that appeared in The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he thinks a lot of the individuals probably have him confused with Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, or Adam Lambert.

John has repeatedly said that he is happily married to his wife Kelly Preston and he has pointed out that if he wasn't married that he would be hitting on the Los Angeles Laker Girls, some of Hugh Hefner's Playboy Bunnies, and some of Kobe Bryant's ex-girlfriends.

Fingerboo asked him about his upcoming movie. Travolta smiled and said that the film is being directed by Martelo Pellagrini and is titled Sissy Shorts - The Richard Simmons Story.

John was asked if the subject of the movie didn't kind of seem a little bit strange.

"How so?" Travolta asked.

"Well let me see," Fingerboo pointed out, "Oh yeah, the movie is about a gayish acting guy and seeing as how you are being accused of all kinds of gayish acts by all kinds of gayish guys doesn't that kind of make you look sorta bad."

Travolta laughed as he took a tiny sip from his umbrella drink. He told Fingerboo that he is an actor. And as an actor he can act like a Civil War general, a Roman gladiator, a Japanese samurai warrior, and yes even a Tinsel Town fairy.

John looked at his Rolex watch and told Fingerboo that he was sorry but that he had to leave to make a noon appointment with his pedicurist, Mr. Footsy-Footsy of Redondo Beach.

Redwood Fingerboo is writing a book titled, 'Sarah Palin's 707 Secret Moose, Caribou, and Reindeer Recipes.'

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