Scotland - The plot of Disney's new movie revolves around a flame-haired female Jeffrey Archer character called Princess Merida according to decrypted casting files.
Modelled on ex-NewsCorpse hackette Rebekah Brooks the extraordinarily adept archer defies an age-old custom [What's that? - 'Ed'] causing chaos and controversy in the kingdom - much like in the UK mobile hacking scandal drama.
Of course studio bosses refuse to admit or deny they based their redhead toxophilite heroine on the gutsy and ballsy Mrs Brooks after learning that she had been groomed for glory by Mrs Thatcher.
But all the parallels are there.
In the 3D computer-animated fantasy Princess Merida consults a crone-ish elderly wise woman for advice - much like other wannabes have sought 'anointed one' status at Mrs T's satanic court.
And the encounter causes a curse to befall Merida's family which only she herself can undo by battling cruel twists of fate... much like the real life NewsCorpse drama.
Finally it's all set in the Highlands of Scotland where the SNP's first elected monarch King Alex Salmond the Turd has done a massive business deal with BSkyB's Rupert Murdoch - bringing untold riches to the newly liberated land.
The movie opens on 30th June and is sure to play to packed houses.
Mrs Brooks and her fellow accused are set to appear at Southwark Crown Court on Friday 22 June.