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Thursday, 14 June 2012

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Nadya Suleman shown on her backyard porch in La Habra. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

TARZANA - The most famous mother of octuplets in the world, Nadya Suleman has just completed filming her very first porn film.

Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo sat down with the mother of 14 at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana as her brood ran all over the place petting just about every single animal and bird in the entire petting zoo.

San Guacamole asked her how she felt after just having completed filming her very first porn movie. Suleman rolled her eyes and said that she could not believe how tiring making a porn movie can be.

She pointed out that the director seemed to want her to do a dozen takes of every scene she was in.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Suleman starred in the movie The Yo Yo Ho's of Jo Jo Snow with Ron Jeremy, Beulah Mojave, Consuelo Diamondheart, and Pretzel Garibaldi].

Suleman said that in the film she stars as Dallas Fancybocker, a West Hollywood pole dancer who moonlights as an attorney.

Nadya said that she learned a lot by watching some of the dancers at The Ten Foot Pole Lounge in El Segundo.

She revealed that three of the pole dancers were Charleen "Hips" Gammavecki, Samantha "Lips" Trollripper, and Demi "Nips" Saltmeister.

Suleman said that she still keeps in touch with Demi Saltmeister and the two have actually gone out to a Los Angeles Dodgers baseball game.

San Guacamole asked Suleman how she is handling all of the mean-spirited comments, remarks, and criticism that she has been receiving from individuals such as Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Joan Rivers.

Suleman grinned, fiddled with her hair, hollered out at seven-year-old Aiden to stop putting 7-Up in Kora The Kangaroo's pocket, and said "Fajita, I simply adhere to the children's nursery rhyme that says sticks and stones can break a window, but words will give you strong bones or something like that."

She then added that regarding the jerks who are criticizing her, making one X-rated porn movie does not make her a porn star.

SIDENOTE: Nadya Suleman's X-rated porn movie The Yo Yo Ho's of Jo Jo Snow will have its world premier at The Roman Candle 36 Theater Complex in Cucamonga on June 30.

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