It seemed innocuous at the time, but Skoob Entertainment News's hottest gossip reporter, Verity Warbling-Trollblog today revealed on her syndicated website that when Jessie J was performing on stage with Black Eyed Peas singer, Will i Am at the Diamond Jubilee concert, that Prince Harry was bursting to get a bit jiggy with the singer.
An dat. Inniiiiit....
(Jessie J that is - not Will i Am.)
"The Prince was transfixed when Jessie J took the stage," Ms Warbling-Trollblog reported. "And who can blame him? Jessie has a pretty face, perfectly coiffured raven hair, long legs, tiny feet and a figure that is the envy of many a salad dodger. And she had the Prince right royally perplexed. His little eyes lit up and he couldn't stop himself from sort of thrusting along to the music. Bless his sweet little ginger head. Could there be romance on the cards?"
Most sensible observers doubt it.
"Basically, it's all crap," said Buffty Ginslinger this morning. "But SEN pays Ms Warbling-Trollblog the megabucks to write crap. It's what we got her here for. It's harmless enough. You think somebody with her impeccable credentials is going to resort to writing about Dorking? Or goldfish? Or socks? Or poxy 'Local Man' stories? You're taking the hit and miss aren't you?"
More as they projectile evacuate their bowels.