SEN's very own Entertainment and Gossip News ace, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has just released the news on her website that Prince Harry, Cheryl Cole, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Pixie Lott have all travelled to the Caribbean island of Mustique for a well earned party break.
All of which has led to widespread speculation regarding which one of the three ladies will dip out in the romance stakes.
It's an intrigueing scenario - two males and three females, which suggests that one of the ladies will miss out on a little quality time - unless the lady in question goes for midnight strolls on the unspoilt beaches with the pool boy.
"The smart money is on Katy Perry being the odd one out," Ms Warbling-Trollblog wrote on her website. (Syndicated to Skoob Entertainment News.) "She just looked too desperate on the Graham Norton show when she urged Prince Harry to call her. I think Justin Bieber and Pixie Lott will hit it off together, although Pixie will have to be aware of Justin's reputation vis a vis his relationship with an unnamed and apparently unhinged woman in his native Canada, which according to reports was just about as sordid as relationships ever get. Cheryl's just made for Harry. She's the nation's sweetheart, just like his late mother. Except his late mother didn't go about punching toilet attendants in the face."
It isn't all doom and gloom for Katy Perry though. She once famously sang: "I Kissed A Girl." German Chancellor, Angela Merkel is reported to be 'on standby' in case an opening presents itself.
More as we get it.