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Sunday, 10 June 2012

image for Heather Matarazzo to play Amy Winehouse in Lifetime biopic
"I don't want to date Heather Matarazzo."

Great News, Heather Matarazzo, can finally revamps her acting career with the role of a lifetime-- she's officially set to star as Amy Winehouse in the Lifetime movie, Dick & Winehouse.

Heather Matarazzo really does look the part of Amy Winehouse. Whether she can act as a drug addict is a different story, but there's something about her that just emanates Amy.

Heather Matarazzo is not new to the movie industry, she worked as Lilly Moscovitz in the "The Princess Diaries."

Matarazzo said she was upset with the producers of "The Princess Diaries" because they didn't want to cast her as the princess in the movie, but instead made her the sidekick of Anne Hathaway who was given the role of princess.

Dick Traviss is a movie producer that Winehouse dated and is the sole reason she committed suicide in an alcohol overdose.

Woody Allen will be playing the role of Dick Traviss and the movie would reportedly follow Winehouse's relationship with Traviss.

"Woody Allen looks like he was made for Heather Matarazzo and the chemistry is expected to be explosive between the couple." said the director of the film.

"I have a dream, the true meaning of, that we hold these truths to be self-evident that ALL women, alike are created equal," said Matarazzo pretending to be in a drunken stupor like Winehouse.

In her poetic justice, Heather was referring to the fact that she and Winehouse look like twin sisters after being told by the producer that she fits the part for the role like a glove.

"When I was young, I couldn't find a boyfriend, all the boys seemed to reject me and laugh at me, it was a very trying time for a young adolescent girl high on hormones." said Matarazzo. She believes Winehouse suffered the same trials and tribulations growing up as a teen.

Lindsey Lohan auditioned for the part of Winehouse, but was turned down by the director because she was too pretty.

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