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Sunday, 10 June 2012

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What Next? Britney And Bieber?

It's the ultimate dream ticket, Kylie and Jason (Scott and Charlene out of Neighbours) reuniting to perform another duet, evoking memories of the 80's when 'Especially For You' was the compulsory wedding theme for every self respecting bubble permed groom and shoulder pad reinforced blushing bride.

SEN's very own Verity Warbling-Trollblog has her own take on what many commentators see as being a potential car crash.

"I think it's a wonderful idea!" Ms Warbling-Trollblog said enthusiastically. "Kylie and Jason? Especially For You? I Should Be So Lucky? Ah those halcyon days of the 80's...Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, Boy George, the new romantics. It evokes such bittersweet memories - like the time I got shagged by a Simon LeBon lookalike in a phone box on Well Street in Hackney. Those were the days..."

SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger was apparently not best pleased by Ms Warbling-Trollblog's latest revelation.

"What? Has the woman taken leave of her senses?" Ginslinger bellowed as he emerged from the back seat of a battered 1970's Ford Granada, looking somewhat bedraggled, with a Thai ladyboy holding him up. "I'm not paying the woman to be bloody nice to people! I pay her to be mean and nasty! To give the public what they crave! Horribleness! Slathering, rabid bileousness! She's fucking folding! I'll have her on the carpet tomorrow morning! I'll say! And after that, she can bally well explain herself! Fucking hell! What next? Acronyms?"

When informed of Ginslinger's statement, Ms Warbling-Trollblog fluttered her eyelashes, sipped a pina colada through a straw, and winked.

"I could of course, be taking the piss..."

Has the world really gone to hell in a handbag?

More as we get it.

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