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Sunday, 10 June 2012

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Get Your Hair Cut Son!

Following tabloid revelations that Harry Styles out of One Direction has been subjected to online and face to face abuse, SEN's very own Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has publicly appealed for people to get off Harry's case, leave him alone, and give him a break.

"I feel for Harry," Ms Warbling Trollblog wrote on her website. "When I worked in LA that poor mite Justin Bieber got similar treatment. It's just so unfair. They're just young lads enjoying themselves, living life to the full, and trying to make an honest living. Especially poor Harry. He's so sweet I could lick his face."

Unfortunately, not everybody sees it that way. Robin Swinn, 18, and unemployed, from Harry's home town of Holmes Chapel, in Cheshire said:

"I can't stand him. It's nothing personal - I'm sure he's quite a nice guy actually, not that I'd want to spend an evening down the pub with him or anything...It's his haircut that gets me. It makes my blood boil, it really does. Every time I see Harry on the telly with that stupid haircut of his, I just want to punch him really hard in the face."

Ms Warbling-Trollblog became visibly upset when she read Swinn's comments, and wrote on her blog:

"How can a person hate another person because of a haircut? That's just so sad and shallow. A man shouldn't be judged by his haircut alone - he should be judged by the pertness of his firm young buttocks. And Harry has a lovely bum. Oh yes! You can't knock him for that. Well, I suppose you can, but personally I'd rather just drool over it. Even though I am old enough to be his mother. I just wish people would leave Harry alone and give hime due credit for the tautness of his bum cheeks."

An impassioned plea on behalf of Harry out of One Direction there from Ms Warbling-Trollblog.

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