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Sunday, 10 June 2012

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Cheryl And Harry Are Visible In Roman's Yacht If You Screw Your Eyes Up Really Tight.

The latest news to hit the gossip columns suggests that Prince Harry, and former Girls Aloud favourite Cheryl Cole may be an item, after the two were spotted boarding a private jet at Farnborough Airfield, early Saturday evening, allegedly heading for a romantic weekend break in the millionaires playground of Monaco.

The rumour mill has gone into overdrive as an increasing number of 'news items' relate that the Prince and Mrs Cole will be sharing an intimate dinner for two in 'La Bouche Et Les Yeux' an exclusive Monaco restaurant, once presided over by experimental triple Michelin star winning British chef, Knutsford Sandbach, who currently runs his own prestigious restaurant in Bolsover, Derbyshire.

"I'm really pleased for the couple," Sandbach told New Magazine. "They're in for a lovely evening at La Bouche Et Les Yeux - my own recommendation would be that they have the pan fried iguana intestines with truffles, with a side of celery julienne with a monkey spunk chilli dip. That's guaranteed to make any weekend climax with a bang."

The breaking news came as something of a surprise to Chelsea FC owner, Roman Abramovich, who said:

"I didn't invite them to stay on my yacht. I don't understand this at all. My yacht isn't even moored in Monaco at the moment. If they are heading there, they're going to be sorely disappointed. It makes me wonder where these rumours start. I even had Vladimir Putin asking me about this, wondering where the rumours originated..."

Look no further.

Skoob Entertainment News can officially confirm that the story was initially released by SEN staffer, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog, and that the whole deal is a masterpiece of disinformation.

"Some idiots will believe any old shite," Ms Warbling-Trollblog wrote on her website. "Like Prince Harry's going to whisk Cheryl Cole away for a romantic weekend anywhere. Some people need to get a life."

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