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Saturday, 9 June 2012

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Kim paid for Kanye's brand new Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 in cash.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian is still legally married to New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries but apparently that did not stop her from buying her brand new "brofriend" Kanye West a very expensive car for his 35th birthday.

Kim plucked down $474,000 in cash, at the KIA Hacienda Auto Dealership in Pacoima, for a brand new Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 which has a top speed of 217 miles per hour.

Kardashian told the car dealer, identified as Birmingham Bassoonfaust, that she wanted a car that can go from 0 to 90 in 1.8 seconds and she certainly got one.

The car is fully loaded with a Margarita Making Machine, a Sushi Dispenser, and front and back windshield and side windows that can withstand a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade launcher.

Kim said that she got the car in black to match her boyfriend whose favorite color just happens to be black as well.

Kanye could not be reached for a comment as he was in Eyemouth, Scotland visiting a cousin Fodell Washingstone, 24, who just got married to the 2007 Miss Highland Lass, Bernadette Bonnie Edinbecker, 27.

Meanwhile Kim spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a Pizza Gal Restaurant and told her that she loves Kanye and that he is one extremely misunderstood guy who deep down inside has the soft personality of the Pillsbury Doughboy.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ah, Kim sweety, you had better hold on cause you are in for one hell of a roller coaster ride.]

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