TROUT RUN, Pennsylvania - The former Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Junglevina Monnin, was at a local Burger Bandit signing autographs with the purchase of a Burger Bandit Burger Combo Deal.
She was asked by Taffeta Kixx with iRumors if she plans to apologize to Donald Trump, owner of The Miss USA Beauty Pageant, for making her vicious pageant charge.
Monnin put down her Bandit Burger and replied that 63 pound LeAnn Rimes will tip the scales at 300 pounds before she does that.
The former Miss Pennsylvania shocked Donald Trump and the pageant committee by stating that most of the pageant contestants used a type of spray on tanning product that was not on the pageant's "Acceptable Products List."
Trump has since hired the services of noted Left Coast attorneys Gloria and Ginger Allred and he will be suing the former Miss Pennsylvania for $9 million on grounds of slanderous slander, defamation of beauty pageant character, and vociferously vindictive veni vidi vici.
Gloria Allred informed iRumors that she has obtained notarized written documentation from 49 of the Miss USA contestants stating that they all used spray on tanning products that were clearly listed on the pageant's "Acceptable Product's List."
One of the state contestants who made it abundantly clear that she did not want her name mentioned stated that the former Miss Pennsylvania is just angry because Mr. Trump had stated that she looked like a young Morticia Addams of the old Addams Family TV sit-com of the 60s.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The girl who made the comment is Miss Mississippi.]
Sheena Junglevina Monnin reportedly told the manager of the Burger Bandit Dawson "Onions" Pinchovich, Jr., that not only will she never apologize to Mr. Trump, but she has decided to move down to Mexico and write a book about the behind-the-scenes barnyard like atmosphere of the beauty pageant proceedings.
She noted that although none of the girls moo, cackle, or oink, they are all made to feel as if they are plain farm animals on the set of that old time countrified sit-com Green Acres.
SIDENOTE: A highly reliable source has stated that President Nacho Winslow of Mexico has just learned that the former Miss Pennsylvania is planning on moving to his country. El Presidente is reported to have said that there is no way that he will allow that disgruntled, hippo-hipped troublemaker to enter his wonderfully peaceful, serene country.