WASHINGTON DC - The First Lady agreed today to have her derriere reduced in size by 75 percent via plastic surgery to be green.
According to press under-secretary, Toid D. Phlush, the First Lady got the idea when she heard about whole forests being chopped down, just to make toilette paper. She was chagrined when she realized she could be using less herself.
The First Lady was quoted as saying:
"I want to help make the Earth green, so today I have scheduled derriere reduction surgery that will go a long way towards saving our planet.
"I am also going to eat a lot more fiber."