NEW YORK - UPDATE 1 - Elvis is dying again.
The robot was signing well when it paused for refreshment. After drinking a sugary 32 ounce soda in New York city, angry mobs of Bloomberg supporters chased the robot down Broadway, carrying 2 liter bottles of diet orange soda, according to officer T. Totalitario of the NYPD.
"I pulled my can of aspartame spray and ordered Elvis to stop. Nobody wants to see the fat Elvis. But I missed. Citizens came to my defense and tackled Elvis. They forced many liters of diet orange soda into his various body pores. Of course it should be OK, because aspartame is good for you."
But according to orderly L. Awsuit, Elvis was over-inflated with diet soda. The result, he claimed, of the mob action.
Elvis is listed in critical, but effervescent condition.