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Wednesday, 6 June 2012

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Along with the 3.5 carat diamond engagement ring, Liam also gave Miley a rescue dog named "Little Bro."

SANTA MONICA - Miley Cyrus the singer who gained notoriety as Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel and her Australian boyfriend of three years Liam Hemsworth have finally announced that they are engaged.

The dynamic duo celebrated by going out to the Santa Monica Pier and acting like two youngsters on an Easter egg hunt.

Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk was one of the first entertainment reporters to interview the ecstatic couple after Liam asked Miley to be his wife.

Miss Chipotle noted that Cyrus, who is 19, and Hemsworth who is 22, were dancing and prancing on the Santa Monica Pier like a couple of school kids from Kobe Bryant Elementary School in nearby Venice Beach.

Chipotle said that Miley was hand feeding Liam pink cotton candy and he was hand feeding her blue cotton candy.

The BPT reporter added that several passersby could not help but notice the glow radiating from the couple as well as from Miley's 3.5 carat ring which Liam purchased from noted Left Coast jewelers Neil and Penny Lane.

The Lanes are Internationally known jewelers who have provided some of the most expensive engagement and wedding rings to such famous individuals as Heidi Klum, Kat Von D, Aishwarya Rai, Reverend Al Sharpton, Metta World Peace, and Larry King (8 times).

Cyrus and Hemsworth first met on the set of the film The Last Song, a movie which has the distinction of having gone from the big silver screen and into the video rental stores very fast.

In fact, Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, wrote that The Last Song hit the video stores even quicker than Spoiled Brat - The Andy Dick Story and Sarah Palin's documentary film My Hubby Todd and I Are Very Happy and I Don't Give A Flying Flip What His Girlfriend Nanicka Zapalicka Says.

Before the newly engaged couple left the Santa Monica Pier to drive to Miley's favorite restaurant Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos, she winked and told Miss Chipotle that afterwards she was going home and putting all of her lap dancing costumes up for sale on eBay.

SIDENOTE: Miley divulged to Miss Chipotle that while her and Liam look for an expensive Hollywood Hills mansion to buy they will be staying with her father the former country music artist known as Billy Ray Cyrus.

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