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Friday, 1 June 2012

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Madonna shown disproving the rumors that she does not shave her underarms. (Photo courtesy of Ashton Kutcher).

TEL AVIV, Israel - Before her concert at Tel Aviv's Smiling Camel Arena, Madonna had expressed that she was feeling very ill from the remnants of jet lag.

She was given several glasses of homogenized camel milk and she remarked that it made her feel a lot better although she did quip that it made her want to gallop out in the desert.

Her opening act was The Sand Castle Five Band who performed their brand new number one hit song "We Did Some Desert Dippity Dipping Underneath The Leaning Palm Tree."

The Sand Castle Five Band, who hail from Bethlehem, won last year's Israel's Got Talent competition show and were signed the very next day by Simon Cowell.

Madonna, who will turn 54, on August 16, was asked by Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors about the rumors that she has reignited her feud with fellow singer Lady Gaga.

The woman who was once known as "The Material Girl" and who is now called "The Material Granny" replied that she is very upset at the fact that the New York City songstress who was born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta has copied her musical style, her clothes style, and the cute little way that she wiggles when she walks.

Madonna added that she still insists that Lady Gaga copied her hit song "Born This Way" after listening to her hit "Express Yourself."

And to make her point Madonna pointed out that Lady Gaga's song includes the words queen, baby, and regret which are part of her song.

Lady Gaga was reached at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum in Los Angeles where she was performing and asked about Madonna's comments.

She rolled her eyes and responded by saying, "Hey, all that I really need to say about the whole silly thing is just consider the source."

In Other News. Paris Hilton is adamantly denying the rumor that her and Andy Dick are an item. Hilton told Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo that she is the NFL and Andy is merely Pop Warner.

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