ATHENS - Filming is almost completed for the reality T.V. show, Sovereign Repo. While some footage has leaked out, those responsible are being rounded up this weekend, according to spokesman Themistocles N. Theosophisto, producer of the new series.
"Banks are now hiring their own armies. In the old days, when we just had to repo a building, or a car, we just hired a few scum bags. Now, we need a whole private army. Thanks to the recent use of private contractors by the military, there are plenty of willing and fit troops to repo nations at a time.
"We will feature Greece in our premiere, July 4th. Our next country will be a surprise", TNT told us.