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Friday, 25 May 2012

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Ashley Olsen said she is flattered by Niccolo's admiration.

Niccolo Colonna leader of the Italian mafia in Palermo made a statement to the National Enquire that his favorite fashion designer Ashlely Olsen looks like Serena Williams his favorite tennis player.

"Both their faces look identical, only with Serena having a deeper tan," said Niccolo.

Paris Hilton who was with Niccolo said, "Ashley looks like a miniature version of Serena," agreeing with Niccolo. The heiress said, "I had a sleepover on Sunday night at Niccolo's house," Hilton continued. "I was crying when I saw Niccolo's photo album of Serena and Ashley I am so happy for them."

Hilton said that Ashley Olsen and Serena Williams must share the same genes if they have the same bottom chin, the same nose, and the same wide cheek bones with the small slopping foreheads.

While the heiress was tight-lipped about whether or not she would be godmother to Ashley's child in the future, Hilton began talking about other things, including her upcoming film.

Niccolo said that he launched Ashley Olsen's fashion career in Europe by putting a good word in for her.

He hopes that one day he could invite Ashley to Italy so she can see his collection of freeze dried hands he has collected over the years.

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