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Friday, 25 May 2012

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The breakfast nook in Levi Johnston's mom's two-story igloo. (Photo courtesy of Piper Palin).

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi "The Hockey Dude" Johnston, as his ex-future mother-in-law Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin nicknamed him is back in the celebrity spotlight.

Johnston, who is 22, revealed to Macadamia Honeysuckle with LaLaLand Limelight, that his very attractive and abundantly sexy girlfriend Sunny Oglesby, is five months pregnant with his second child.

Bristol Palin is the mother of Levi's first baby which the couple named Tripp Tic Tac Johnston.

Bristy, as her little sister Piper calls her, is the 21-year-old daughter of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin and Todd "Mr. Salmon" Palin.

Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors pointed out that Levi's new girlfriend Sunny Oglesby is different from Bristol "The Pistol" in that she can actually dance pretty good, she is not a spoiled, little, rich potty-mouthed brat, and she can actually use words in a sentence that have more than two syllables.

Rangoon noted that within a two-year period Levi earned a little over $1.2 million, mostly from his magazine spread, but he pretty much spent it all on hunting rifles, girls, snowmobiles, girls, acting lessons, girls, and girls.

He in fact even dated Kathy Griffin of My Life On The D-List, who is 51-years-old and is known as "The Red Cougar Mama."

Rangoon disclosed that Sunny works as a pedicurist at Wasilla's Hair Balls Beauty Salon. Levi meanwhile is collecting unemployment checks but has applied for a job as a weekend security guard at The 2nd National Frozen Bank of Wasilla.

Levi revealed to Miss Rangoon that the name that he and Sunny have chosen for their unborn baby daughter is Breeze Beretta. Rangoon asked if that was an old family name.

Johnston started laughing and said that Breeze Beretta is actually the name of a famous Italian hand gun. Levi informed Rangoon that he originally wanted to name her Glock Nine Johnston.

The young couple is currently staying with Levi's mom in her two-story igloo located just outside the Wasilla city limits.

In A Related Story. Todd Palin was asked by Miss Rangoon if the intimate rumors about him and his stunningly attractive salmon fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka are true. Todd shook his head and commented with a "No comment" comment.

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