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Thursday, 24 May 2012

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Jimmy Savile.

Madonna is rumoured to be in talks to play the late Sir Jimmy Savile in the most hotly anticipated biopic of the year, 'Eurgh, Eurgh!'.

According to an insider the Material Girl, a lifelong admirer of Savile, is so keen to land the role she is working with a voice coach to perfect the late DJ's Leeds twang and insists on wearing a shiny blue tracksuit at all times.

But the Crazy for You diva faces stiff competition from New Faces legend Patti Boulaye and runner Sebastian Coe who are also rumoured to covet the role.

Filming is expected to begin later this year.

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