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Wednesday, 23 May 2012

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An expensive necklace that Derek Hough gave to Katherine Jenkins. (Photo by Celine Dion).

HOLLYWOOD - Season 14 of Dancing With The Stars was won by Green Bay Packer wide receiver Donald Driver and his partner the gorgeously attractive blonde bombshell from Australia Peta Murgatroyd.

Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres stated that this year there was a little bit more going on behind the scenes than in past years.

She attributed this to the fact that the 2012 edition of DWTS featured a lot more good looking individuals than in past years including Maria Menounos, William Levy, Gavin DeGraw, and of course the fantabulously stunning Katherine Jenkins.

On the professional dancers side there were the usual great looking pros like Anna "The Russian Empress" Trebunskaya, Chelsie "Smiley" Hightower, Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough, Karina "Vodka" Smirnoff, and the Chmerkovskiy brothers Maksim and Val.

Miss Zeppelin said that at times the reality dancing show resembled a soap opera set in Beverly Hills more than it did a dance competition.

And although the beautiful blue-eyed blonde Katherine Jenkins was paired with Mark "The Lark" Ballas, many had a feeling that the sparks were flying between her and Derek Hough.

Zeppelin reported that on several occasions an unnamed, inside, reliable source texted her that after rehearsals Hough and Jenkins would slip away and take in Tinsel Town comedy clubs such as The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in West Hollywood and The Ha Ha Ha Lounge in Santa Monica.

In fact the day before the finals Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reported that Hough and Jenkins had been spotted walking hand-in-hand on the Santa Monica Pier.

Hough denied it saying that on that evening he was having some Tequila Sunrises with the Chmerkovskiy boys at Maksim's house.

Jenkins was asked where she was and she replied that she was practicing her dance steps in her Beverly Hills hotel room.

Tahiti Zeppelin would like to express her thanks to fellow Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Woody Velcro for contributing the item about Derek and Katherine being seen on Santa Monica Pier.

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