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Tuesday, 22 May 2012

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No, Mr Bond, I expect you to sit through the entire movie.

The latest James Bond film has had its trailer released today, to the excitement of film nerds everywhere. The film, entitled "A Molecule Of Creativity", will be released this summer. It features the current Bond actor in his nth Bond movie, playing him as a tough but suave version of the famous spy, in contrast to earlier incarnations, who played him as suave but tough.

In the new film, Bond thwarts the evil plans of a dangerous international criminal organisation, headed by a villainous character.

But it's not all high-spirited excitement and intrigue. Bond also gets to flirt with a number of ladies along the way, including a gorgeous well-known actress playing a whorish but deadly femme. He also shags an obscure actress getting her big break.

The film includes gadgets galore, exotic locations, high speed chases and a finale that will almost certainly leave viewers relieved but ultimately unsurprised when Bond defeats the bad guys.

So if you want to go to the cinema for an unforgettable and original experience like you've never seen before, you'd probably better stay away from this.

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