Due to falling ratings, a lack of continuous spinning chairs and Danny 'O Emerald Isle, The Voice is considering changing it's format.
Despite rejecting Back and to the Left news' idea to save the show (by staking Jessie J to the ground in a car park and then taking bets on how long it would be before she died), the BBC have finally put forward a new plan to snatch viewers back from Herr Cowell. A spokesman said.
"It obviously wasn't enough to just copy every last detail we could off the X-Factor so were having to change our plan of attack. Although the public seem to still have an appetite for televised karaoke we feel the BBC have somehow managed to cock it up."
We asked what the new format would involve. Would it be Will.I.Am running through an active minefield? Would Danny 'O IRA be forced to wrestle a bear while the other judges had their backs to him trying to decide who was going to win? We were literally dripping with excitement and expectation at the answer that was about to gush out of this mans lips.
"There's only one way to create a truly top notch TV talent show....Hire Cowell"
And with that he melted back into the multitude of drinkers that populated the pub. Back and to the Left news stared at the half pint we were sharing and wished people were interested in bigger issues. Like the crisis in Syria, the imploding worlds economy and the fact that Mila Kunis won't return our calls. Instead everyone would rather be blinded by the reality TV shows such as TOWIE and Geordie Shore that make us look like a country of utter tossers.