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Wednesday, 23 May 2012

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Lamar Odom was recently given a pet raven by Arsenio Hall which he named "Kobe." (Photo by George Lopez).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian-Odom are back in LaLaLand and the two could not be happier.

Lamar after being traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks failed to fit in with Mark Cuban's team. And Khloe was just not liked by the Maverick wives who looked down at her as being just a simple reality show participant.

Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk spoke with Mr. and Mrs. Lamar Odom at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in West Hollywood.

She asked Lamar why he did not manage to fit in with the Mavericks team. He smiled as he took a sip right out of the Grapes of Wrath Wine bottle and shrugged his shoulders.

"And so what does that mean Lamar?" Chipotle asked.

Odom grinned as he said that he was just was used to playing with guys like Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, and Andrew Bynum who are always whining and complaining about this or about that.

He noted that on the Mavericks team, everyone pretty much gets along as there are no divas or prima donnas who think that they are better than everyone else

Lamar also emphasized the 'sharing the ball' concept which this year was employed by the Mavericks after watching the fabulous San Antonio Spurs employ that concept for the past half dozen years.

Miss Chipotle asked Khloe why she did not like living in Dallas. She made a face and said that she just missed Rodeo Drive, In and Out Burgers, her hair stylist FuFi Fondue, Venice Beach, and avocado-based facials.

Lamar was asked about the remark that he had made to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole about how being married to Khloe has become a high-wire balancing act with no net.

He blushed and turned kind of light like Alicia Keys and said that he had said that when he was upset due to the fact that Mavericks owner Mark Cuban had threatened to trade him to the Cleveland Cavaliers.

The 6-foot-10-inch Odom said that he loves Khloe way, way more than his sister-in-law Kim loved Kris Humphries, Reggie Bush, Miles Austin, or even her latest dude-of-the-month Kanye "The Pest" West.

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