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Tuesday, 15 May 2012

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Kanye's next CD will include a rap song he wrote about Kim titled, "I Sho Nuff Duz Likes Her Badonkadonk."

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Kanye West recently performed before a sell out crowd at Tuscaloosa's Cotton Pickin' Coliseum.

After the concert he was asked by Yodelle Denzel St. Bling with Afro Sheen Magazine how his relationship with new girlfriend Kim Kardashian was going.

West put down his bowl of grits and stated that everything was as fine as watermelon wine, as they say in the delta's of Mississippi.

He then expressed that the big caboosed Kim is truly a very happy-go-lucky girl who loves to have fun, gossip, touch up her makeup, and imbibe all kinds of top shelf drinks.

St. Bling asked him about the rumor that he and Miss Kim, as he calls her, had been overheard at a recent Lakers-Nuggets game using the "M" word.

West rolled his eyes and said that although he has had more fun with Kim Kardashian than he has with any other woman including Melody Thornton, Angela Martini, and Vincintina Lemoncuster he is not even remotely thinking about the "W" word.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The "M" word is marriage and the "W" word is wedding.]

Kanye confided to St. Bling that Kim is still extremely devastated about having had to end her fairy tale marriage to New Jersey Nets player Kris Humphries after only 72 days.

He giggled as he said that "KK" is so traumatized that the other day when they were at the Safeway grocery store she had a flashback and almost became physically ill when they passed by the rice aisle.

In Other News. GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul has stated that he is suspending his presidential campaign because if he doesn't pretty soon he may have to consider selling his wife's BMW, 80 percent of her jewelry, her Van Gogh painting collection, and maybe even her prized Kentucky thoroughbred racehorse named No Warhorse.

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