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Friday, 11 May 2012

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Lady Gaga wearing a dress made from ostrich feathers, orange peels, bubblegum wrappers, and lettuce.

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga took a self-imposed vow of silence back in March and stated that she would no longer be talking to any members of the entertainment media even if they offered her money.

She revealed at the time that the reason was simply because she got sick and tired of always having to answer questions regarding why she wore a particularly outrageous outfit or a ridiculously silly costume.

The singer who was born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta seems to forget that the entertainment news media helped to make her the amazingly rich performer that she is today.

Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors noted that if none of the members of the celebrity media had paid attention to the skinny little plain Jane singer she would never have achieved the unbridled success that she has attained.

Miss Vermicelli pointed out in a televised report that without the tons and tons of free publicity from the media members of the Left Coast and the Right Coast that Lady Gaga would simply have ended up like other female one hit wonders.

She noted that some of these OHW's include singers such as Hula Okrakiddle, Madam Harpentina, and Yo Yo Littlegrass who each had one hit and then vanished from the air waves due to reasons of arrogance, conceit, sarcasm, or just simply lack of real sustained talent.

And like at least a dozen music reporters have pointed out the thing that helped Gaga stand out over many of her fellow contemporaries who were just as talented as her was her little wardrobe shtick.

The songstress from New York City made it due to the fact that she hitched on to the suggested gimmick of dressing up in outlandishly hideous garments.

She wore everything from Porterhouse Medium Rare Steaks to corns on the cob and even dressed up as an ostrich ovary, an expired pomegranate crumpet, and a tilapia taco.

Vermicelli stated that she recently talked with a close friend of Lady Gaga, FuFi Fondue who is regarded as the hair stylist to the stars.

Fondue informed her that the silly costumed performer has agreed to star as the host on her very own reality show called Okay So What Does My Dress Smell Like?

Fondue explained that the show's premise will be that two contestants will be blindfolded and Lady Gaga will put on one of her hundreds of preposterously grotesque outfits and each contestant will then take turns trying to figure out what the dress smells like

The first one to guess the correct answer will then go into the "Guess My Weight" round where he or she will have the blindfold removed and try to guess the weight of a noted guest celebrity such as John Goodman, Conchata Ferrel, Kevin James, Niecy Nash, and Chaz Bono.

If the contestant guesses correctly he or she will win an all expenses five days and five nights stay at the luxuriously exquisite Puffy Taco Resort & Casino in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The winner will be flown down to Cabo on Air Maracas Airlines and once in Cabo all food, drinks, souvenirs, and bullfight tickets will be charged to Lady Gaga's expense account.

SIDENOTE: The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino is co-owned by Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest and Steven "Lips" Tyler of American Idol.

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