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Thursday, 10 May 2012

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Robert Plant Has Some New Music

New York, NY-- One of the best rock bands of all time is reforming! Led Zeppelin has both a new CD, and a new sound. Fans are cautioned to be wary though--Led Zeppelin has gone completely polka.

Led Zeppelin front man Robert Plant and guitarist Jimmie Page gave some remarks at the debut of their new CD--The Polka Side of the Moon.

"We just love the music!" said Robert. "It's very relaxing, it has a lot to say, and you can dance to it."

Their new CD does contain many of the band's previous rock hits, but now with a definite polka twist. The group expects the song 'Stairway to Prysznicnziki' to become another classic:

"I played the accordion on that piece." said legendary guitarist Jimmie Page. "Many people weep when they hear it." he bragged.

"My favorite song is 'Whole Lotta Sprz?taczka'." said Robert. "It's almost as good as the 'Beer Barrel Polka'.

So far, 'The Polka Side of the Moon', is a major bomb. Only 218 copies have been sold.

"It could take some time for people to adjust." said Robert.

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